Meditation is Not for You (You Can Go Crazy, Seriously)

Osho Sanyyasis at Osho Dham, Najafgarh

I am sick and tired.

Sick and tired of the advice the so-called Meditation Gurus keep shoving in the faces of innocent people like you.

They keep on repeating like well-trained parrots that meditation is a magical remedy for insomnia, depression, anxiety, or whatever it is that you’re going through.

I can suck it up, but things really go out of hand when:

They claim that meditation is for everyone. And guess what, you fall for it.

Their shamelessness boils my blood…

(Arrgggh…how dare they?)

Can Meditation Give You Peace of Mind?

It depends.


My Favourite Movie Quotes of All Time

The Lord of the Rings

“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.” – Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings

“All we have to decide is what to do with the time given to us.” – Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings

“Courage is the best defence that you have now.” – Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings


Why Do I Keep Attracting Losers into My Life?

“Why do I keep attracting losers?”

I should have asked this question a long time back. But I didn’t, because I assumed it was just a coincidence and things will improve with time.

Well, guess what? They never did.

But I kept living under the impression that:

  • I could be a winner by repeating “I am a winner” zillion times a day.
  • The mind could be forced to believe in good fortune to attract positive people and circumstances.
  • Willpower could help me overcome the negative thought patterns and behavioural conditioning.

I tried self-hypnosis, affirmations, and also subliminal recordings. I mean, I tried almost every goddamn thing under the sun, but the losers didn’t go away.

Still, I didn’t lose hope.

Though I was venturing into never-ending darkness, I thought it was just a matter of time.

Something radical happened this morning: My whole world came crashing down around me when I realised what a fool I had been.

The fact is that attracting losers and jerks into one’s life is rarely a matter of coincidence.

What is it then? Why do you keep attracting unsuccessful and harmful people into your life?


Khadi Boli: Dialect of Western UP – 41 (ह)

हलवा (Halva) – सूजी, घी और चीनी से बना एक व्यंजन, समलैंगिक स्त्री अथवा पुरुष | Sweet dish made with semolina flour, clarified butter, and sugar, Gay (male or female)

हळवा (Halva) – कम वज़न का, निर्बल | Light in weight, strength, etc.

हांड्डी  (Haandi), हंडिया (Handiya)  – भोजन पकाने हेतु मिट्टी का बर्तन | An earthen pot for cooking food

  • यो शब्द नू बोल्ला जा